Mars was colonised in the second milennium when the distinct lack of 1960s-ness on Earth was realised and Molly decided to create her own planet where the swinging decade could exist forever.
Earlier her friend Timtom - great leader of the Eric Idle Estrogen Brigade - had suggested she get off her ass and create a website of her own on which to display her many obsessions. She was told it had to be called Mars after Eric Idle's new novel "The Road To Mars" because in that book was a character called Molly who wore exceedingly short skirts, far too much eye-makeup and black shiny pvc boots... and therefore *was* Molly.
Mollybird
Molly's real name is not Molly, it's a nickname she aquired due to Eric Idle's book The Road To Mars. She is mainly known as "Sentimentalist", but has a boring name she was christened with which you don't really need to know about.
"I's suppose you'd say she was a dirty blonde, that kind of streaky look. I saw her first in an oyster bar. It was lust at first sight. I thought, Ooh, hello, who's that then? She was laughing at the bar, in a push-up bra, her blouse too open and her skirt no bigger than a large belt. Wearing f***-me boots. All shiny and plastic in black. That clinched it for me. Good legs, and she gave you a pretty decent look at them up at the recieving end where they just dipped under the red vinyl. A lot of makeup, I grant you, especially around the eyes. I used to think she looked like a ring-tailed lemur. But I liked the challenging way she looked at you through those bruised eyes with the deep dark circles that suggested lack of sleep and hinted at depravity. You'd have to be deaf and blind not to notice her that night. I found her irresistable." - The Road To Mars by Eric Idle
It's All Happening
On the famous Planet Earth, both love and money are said to make the world go round... but Mars rocks and spins to the spiritual vibe known as music. Here's what's currently spinning on the Martian axis right now:
THE MARTIAN MUSIC MACHINE
